There was a man whose face fell off. It fell right into the bowl of soup he’d been eating.
Good evening, and welcome to another exciting episode of Dig Deeper! Our first guest tonight is a turnip.
Douglas Watson's debut novel, published by Outpost19
Dear Employee: Thank you for your quarter-century of devoted service. You are no longer needed. Goodbye.
Douglas Watson's debut story collection, published by BOA Editions
Often I come up with the title first, or else I write a first sentence and go on from there to the second sentence, and so on.
Well, so there’s life on the moon. Little spiderlike things, they say—a marvelous discovery.
The trouble: You want Thing A but are stuck with Thing B. Shit, you say, turning Thing B around in…
There once was a boy who loved his mother very much and was loved by her very much. Every night she…
Jacob Livesey entered the world via his mother during a period of growth in the manufacturing sector…
“Unexpected Medieval Family Counselling,” The New Yorker, October 2022 “What’s…
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